June 8, 2009

What exactly is Warhammer?!?

Just found this on Bell of Lost Souls, damn funny just sums up the game so well

"So, like, we put some guys out on the table, and like rolled the dice and I moved some dudes towards his dudes, and, like, they fought and stuff, then his big dude turned to my big dude and did some magic stuff and killed my big dude, and I was like " no way!" and he was all like "way" and then his other big dude charged my little dudes and the big dude totally killed a bunch of my little dudes, so the rest of my little dudes went to their houses and stuff and were all like "we are hiding and stuff." and his dudes were like, "you wuss, come out here and fight." and my dudes were like "no way, you come in here and fight." and I was like all ready to fight, but his big dudes just kept shooting magic and stuff at my little dudes and I was all totally bummed, but then my dudes were all like, "there is only one turn left and you can't kill us all." and then he was all bummed and stuff and then I won."


M said...

This is pretty much my Wife's opinion of Warhammer before I managed to talk her into coming to a games night. Unfortunately this is also exactly how some people describe their battles.

Binz said...

Hahahahahaha .... thats hilarious.

I so remember playing games like that against Henk.

Thats only because 60+ Skinks are too annoying to kill.

At least not all games are like that :P

Anonymous said...

The ending is particularly funny, "and then I won." Good stuff. This describes a great many miniature wargames I've played.